On The Internet

On The Internet came at a unique time in my life because I was happy with my life when it began. By the time it was over—just a short 25 episodes later—everything had changed. Perhaps it’s fitting that during the five years I lived in Manhattan, Kansas, I only did one “serious” show with my girlfriend and her one-time college roommate. That show began in July of 2011 as “LIFE“—a name that could not possibly encapsulate what my 24-year-old existence had experienced so far. My first podcast with Brian collapsing, meeting Colby, my breakup with my first wife (who then married Brian), moving towns and starting a new job that left my 2-year-old child 200 miles to the southwest, meeting a whole new world of people who would become good friends—and, of course, the one lover who would eventually break my heart.

LIFE” was a great therapy session for me as I explored all of those changes in my… well, life. You can hear more about that on that program’s page. But for this show—even if it was the same cast—the vibes were very different. I was happy in 2014. We had just launched “The Dewdio,” and I was finally making good money at my day job and as a podcast network. I had found the true love of my life. Colby and I were partners in business together. Things were good between my ex-wife and me—and more importantly, Aaron was happy too.

Katrina and I had only become better friends in the “off time” between “LIFE” and this show—so we changed the name, simply because it was easier to market to the masses, and we sat down and did what we did best.

It was great while it lasted. It only ended because my day job went bankrupt, and I chose to move back to Wichita to be closer to my then 6-year-old son. I don’t regret that decision at all—but I sure do miss this show. Everyone by now knows what happened to Kris, but Katrina and I still talk regularly. She has three kids now, and it turns out Mark is still a really great guy!

This is my favorite show I have ever been a part of (that doesn’t involve Colby), and I am so happy that I can share it with all of you who will (hopefully) enjoy it as well.

The Xbox One Fiasco

Episode 1

October 16, 2014

Seth, Katrina and Kris introduce you to On the Internet and what the show will be all about. Colby broke Seth’s heart, catching up with the hosts post-LIFE, the worst colleges in America, who cares about baseball, Trent Reznor or household appliance, and you’ll never believe the highlight of Katrina’s year.

Shingles

Episode 2

October 23, 2014

We follow up on the aftermath of our feud with Colby and Bash, talk medical with Katrina, dive into the music that makes you dumb, how Michigan is corrupt, bring back “60 Seconds with Kris,” and briefly touch upon Mark.

Nerding Out

Episode 3

October 30, 2014

Matthew joins Seth on the air for the first time in six years and Katrina and Kris take that news exactly as youd expect. The gang asks Matt about his recent hospital stays, and then talk about Colby and Bash, and dive super in-depth into the Marvel Cinematic Universe and Seth is SUPER EXCITED. Also, Honey Boo-Boo gets canceled and Fat Girl Costumes.

Heavy Tacos

Episode 4

November 6, 2014

We go deep this week into some pretty serious topics. We start with #AlexFromTarget and try to start our own meme. We also talk about Lena Dunham and that whole situation. Plus, who on the crew voted, Trevor, Sir, and your mindhole will be blown when we find out that time isn’t really time.

Priority List

Episode 5

November 13, 2014

There was an earthquake in Kansas today but only Seth felt it. That wont stop him from talking about it for 20 minutes. Then we dive into butts (lots of butts) and boobs (even more boobs). The gang keeps it pretty “high brow” though. Okay, maybe not. Then randomly, we listen to the stars… but then quickly go back to boobs and butts.

White Scientists

Episode 6

November 20, 2014

Seth has more topics and stories than ever, so we play a speed round of hot news. Katrina then gives her take on the Buffalo snow storm and some quick politics. Then the fun begins as we play an awesome game where the only intention is to make fools of ourselves!

Doctors and Dollars

Episode 7

December 11, 2014

Katrina is basically living at the doctors office now, we talk about banned “aggressive whipping” in the UK, brand new dollar designs, recap our Thanksgiving adventures, Black Friday shopping and we explain why we skipped a week.

The Engagement

Episode 8

December 18, 2014

Katrina had a huge life change this week when her boyfriend Mark proposed! He’s here in studio, and the entire story is told in the most “Katrina” way possible. We also talk about The Interview being cancelled, and perform an in-depth analysis to see if Katrina is ready to be married. Merry Christmas!

Frightened by the FDA

Episode 9

January 8, 2015

Christmas adventures dont even get mentioned on this first episode of the new year. Mark is back and sits in on the whole episode which allows us to learn some great things about Katrina and Mark that you may not have known. We also discuss, at length, the Dewoh Retreat and how it now interferes with Katrina’s wedding… which now has a date set. We also talk about the other Seth Nieman (it doesn’t go well) and riff on Colby’s new drone. Finally, we wrap up with Sony’s new Walkman. Why do we care?

Taco Bell Complication

Episode 10

January 15, 2015

Cameron is back from Cancun and tells about about the booties and boobs on the beaches. Matthew is still recovering from his surgery and Seth went on a trip to Taco Bell that went very badly. Plus, the weight loss challenge and a quick Golden Globes discussion.

Who Am I?

Episode 11

January 22, 2015

Katrina did something completely unexpected this week – she did show prep. Not only did she come up with ideas for two new programs (both hosted by her) but she also subscribed to Dewoh! It’s a miracle. Plus – we’re super disappointed in the Oscars and award season this year, and 10 inventions that never needed to exists.

High Stress Level

Episode 12

January 29, 2015

An in-depth psychological analysis of the Seth/Matthew dynamic and how the whole thing works; Both Seth and Katrina are way overworked; Katrina has found a wedding dress; 60 seconds with Kris makes a triumphant return; Topless Japanese women dive for clams; Katrina still has shingles; We finally ask the question: “Why Mark?”

Hows My Hair?

Episode 13

February 12, 2015

We finally get to talk about the Grammy’s and Sam Smiths lisp. We also settle how much Matthew weighs… and the results will surprise you. Katrina is getting another tattoo and Trevor still hates Seth.

Is It Sexist

Episode 14

February 26, 2015

Back from our second week long vacation! Katrina talks about why she made the gang skip another episode, her bag of yams, and the minivan. Why is everything outraging everybody? Plus: Net Neutrality and why its so important and budget cuts are affecting Katrina’s work life. Also, Seth does the best Matthew McConaughey impression ever.

A Day In The Life

Episode 15

March 5, 2015

Today we walk through a day in Katrina’s life and she gives a preview of a presentation that she gives in her masters program. Then things get weird – a tale of averages, snakes for fingers head transplants, a battle against scarves, and dirty, evil things involving Vin Diesel.

Bowling Ball

Episode 16

March 12, 2015

This week Katrina and Kris try to explain to Seth why he shouldn’t get the Apple Watch. Katrina has a run in with an old “pal” on Fake Pattys Day, 60 seconds with Kris is about Starbucks again (of course), and the gang plans a camping trip.

Chris Pratt Goat

Episode 17

March 19, 2015

This week we try to be spontaneous. Its full-on March Madness, and we fill out brackets and determine the absolute best of men and animals. Then we try to guess the movie based on descriptions provided by Matthew and it goes horribly wrong for one, and amazingly great for another. We also make some staffing changes and talk about metal in your mac and cheese.

Who’s Your Six?

Episode 18

March 26, 2015

This week Seth nerds out and its out of control. Katrina completely jumps off the show while Seth talks about his childhood and currently, a child-like love of Pokemon and Nintendo. Also, the shows new producers deliver a great guessing game with the worlds greatest introduction, and Katrina provides us with a wedding update. Plus: Katrina and Kris rage and Kris gives us 60 seconds.

Tight For No Reason

Episode 19

April 2nd, 2015

Marcus joins Seth, Katrina and Kris in this episode filled with car accidents, funerals, Amiibo, collections and camping. We also talk Colby and Mark who will be visiting next week and Katrina is probably going to break a New Years Resolution.

The Bad Day

Episode 20

April 9, 2015

Lots of quick news this week followed by a huge reveal… Matthew and his bike. He rides it around the studio parking lot much to the amusement of the hosts. Then, special guests Mark and Colby join in to play a star studded version of the match game and we see if the cast is really as in love with each other as they claim to be. Finally, we get to the bottom of Marks tent phobia, and Katrina backs out and then gets back in on the Dewoh Retreat. This is a good one, folks!

Quest To Be Number One

Episode 21

April 23, 2015

Were back! Seth, Katrina and Kris make a triumphant return. Matthew gets an IQ test, Seth shops for amiibos, Kris is excited for the Avengers, we play another great game and Katrina tries to describe what a cow chute is.

The Show is Doomed

Episode 22

May 7, 2015

Some early breaking news takes the show by storm, but the gang still manages to hold it together and discuss their new diets. Things get physical when Katrina needs to enter her body measurements into an app, and Seth gets a little grabby. Seth, Katrina and Kris also bask in the glory of Matthew being gone, talk to a guy from South Carolina, and Seth lectures Periscope users.

Wings and Cake

Episode 23

May 14, 2015

We discuss the aftermath of last weeks show and brainstorm ideas on how to make the ending a huge event. Matthew is also back with a new nickname and illness, but that doesnt stop the gang from testing his IQ once more. Katrina is also put to the test when shes asked to host the show, or face the perils of Nintendo nerdom.

We’ll Be Back

Episode 24

May 21, 2015

It’s the last episode before our vacation, and we make it a good one. Kris is offended by Seth’s actions, Seth has a bee problem that no one will help with, and Katrina takes her shirt off. Its fantastic!

The End.

Episode 25

July 1, 2015

The end of LIFE is here and its a finale worthy of being On The Internet. Join Seth, Katrina, and Kris and they talk about their favorite moments from the past, contemplate on the future, and say their final goodbyes.