Seth is thirsty. Colby has a rant about a lead singer in a band and it backfires. Colby got a 3D printer. He also built the desk and stuff for it. It’s Ryobi days. We watch chess boxing and then we play chess. There was a shoot out outside Colby’s house. Seth still loves Andor and did a whole Star Wars marathon. A big beer pile. There’s relationship trouble between Marii and Colby because of Pedro Pascal and Ana De Armas. AI video and art is fine, but also is the worst.
The best Star Wars character is discussed right at the top of the show. Seth is not sponsored by Miller Lite. Maybe. Our perfect girlfriends are made with AI. Seth’s group chat shenanigans backfired at a party. Colby fixed his electrical problems like a man. He also fixed his desk. Colby goes pee so Marii talks about some girly stuff until Colby comes back and kicks her out. Seth then goes pee and Colby tells a secret story. Seth plays the best NFL announcement videos. We read off our most recent emojis. Colby recaps Marii’s birthday. We then try to end the show and Colby insists that we build a wizard staff with our empties, so we spend two hours drunk and rambling.
A little late because Seth was suffering. We try to figure out what episode number we’re actually on. Seth is an anti-masker apparently. Seth and Colby talk about opening a graveyard to get rich quick. Then they discuss the city council meetings and the injustices of local government. Seth is not running for politics no matter how much the democrat’s beg. Why is Andor so good? It makes the rest of Star Wars better and we want to know why the rest of Star Wars is bad. We give a recap of the Conan O’Brien Mark Twain award ceremony. Colby’s new desk that he built himself has some problems. Seth desperately wants a Golden Globe.
GET OUT OF MY SWAMP! Seth is bullied before and after our full review of the Thunderbolts* movie. Yes, it is heavy with spoilers. We also discuss our new shelving and new woodworking that Colby has done. We venture into Severance for a while and then we discuss the MCU as a whole. We venture wildly off topic because we’re getting drunk so just enjoy the ride.
Colby is suffering through his twice a year sinus infection, but we missed last week so here we are anyway. Colby got a new Mac and he’s having trouble adjusting. Seth has stopped paying for subscription services and Colby is mad about it. YouTube’s algorithm is ass cheeks. Seth is greatly enjoying Andor and Colby is watching The Studio and Severance. Seth is luring Colby into the F1 Miami race with promises of tequila and melted cheese. Colby is still out on Walton Goggins but watched all the White Lotuses. Marii has been doing the White Lotus voice and we love it. Marii also joins us to watch all of the trailers we missed. She then leaves and Colby needles Seth until he quits the show (for this week).
Are people racist against Dire Wolves? We drink our Tornado juice and it is strong. Seth went and saw the Minecraft movie and had a fantastic time. Colby is jealous… but also hates it? There are videos of Seth’s experience, and then videos of live chickens in the theatre. Colby also has an infestation of wasps, but at least he’s got a cool new mulcher. Then there are about 15 trailers we need to watch – and how does Jared Leto keep getting work? Seth is interested in playing TTRPGs.
Colby’s having a week, so we’re skipping beer and going strait to whiskey. Colby watched Electric State and it was bad. Colby is enjoying The Pitt and that’s good. Then we try to talk about the Nintendo Switch for a long time, but instead we talk about everything and anything else. Then we get back to it and finally discuss the new Mario Kart, Donkey Kong and the pricing. We also yell about Star Wars and Colby gets realll drunk.
We own you. Buy our merch. We have upgraded the alerts. So buy some merch. Seth really enjoys the new QuikTrip beer. Colby opens his new 3D printer and we yell at each other about ventilation, suckin’ and blowin’. Colby would be an amazing athlete if not for the allergies. Seth went to Kansas City but not to comic con. He did do a cool 15-point-turn though. Studio Ghibli AI images and AI is just so good now. Colby is watching Paradise and Seth wants him to watch the White Lotus. The Avenger’s Doomsday announcement and we nerd out about that for a long time. Then Seth and Colby bicker about the studio set-up before just dropping the new “Oyster Catchers” logo.
We missed some shows because of Seth’s adventures so he gives a full recap of his travels. Colby talks Bill Burr. Seth’s been drinking all day. Matthew is moving back to town. Brandon is our idol. Seth tries to sell Colby on F1 again. Clothes shopping is hard. The Tennessee trip. Seth botched it.
Another late start due to a failed attempt to fix Mariilyn’s stream. We are failures. Marii doesn’t seem to mind though. We clean our ears. Seth chugs a beer. And then another. And another. Colby gets his hands on the show prep. We blaze through it and then Marii join us and makes us play a game called “The Couple’s Game.” It spirals and it’s fun.
